What Disney Princess Would You Survive A Zombie Apocalypse With ?

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Imagine the CDC has just put out a mass warning that signs of a rare disease are spreading throughout the country; Side effects include a desire for consuming human flesh.

Oh by the way, the military is busy, so only princesses are left to help you.

Who do you want by your side? 

Rapunzel or 'Location, Location, Location'

What she brings to the table- Rapunzel's biggest advantage comes from her location. Seeing as she is locked up high in a stone tower and zombies are unable to climb, you can count yourself pretty safe. I suppose the zombies could knock over the tower but in all the fairytale pictures I’ve seen of Rapunzel’s fortress, it looks very sturdy and able to withstand some pushing from weak- boned half dead creatures.

Drawbacks- Her bird friends can bring you nuts and berries but how long before you end up starving in that tower because of lack of food? Also, what's the hygiene situation like in there? Does she have functioning water and a bathroom?

Conclusion- You'll survive but smell and look terrible when those military men eventually come and rescue you. Also, you possibly have cracked some teeth from eating so many acorns.

Pocahontas or 'Naked and Hopefully Not Afraid'

What she brings to the table- Pocahontas is a born hunter and gatherer. She will kill and harvest meat for you, tell you which berries are poisonous, and prepare a feast. She is used to living outside so I’m sure her shelter building skills are impressive and if she can kill a deer, she can definitely kill a zombie.

Drawbacks- I can absolutely see grandmother Willow getting into her head and convincing Pocahontas to ditch you. She’s used to roaming on her own and it will only be a matter of time before she discovers your slow pace and large appetite and she ditches you alone in the middle of the woods.

Conclusion- Pocahontas is the OG survivalist and would be an asset to have by your side, you just need to prove to her you're worth keeping around.

Elsa or 'Alaskan Bush People meets Will & Kate'

What she brings to the table- Obviously, she could freeze a large number of zombies in 2 seconds or less and create a fortress of ice to keep you safe. Also, I’ve never seen zombies slip on ice before but I’m sure it's hilarious. 

Drawbacks- She’s moody and bossy and can you really see yourself living in the freezing cold for the rest of time? Also, if the time ever comes when she has to choose, she will always pick her sister over you.

Conclusion- You will most likely survive the zombie attacks but the likelihood of dying from hypothermia or losing some fingers and toes from frostbite is high.

Snow White or 'Real Housewife of Apocalypse'

What she brings to the table- She’s great at playing dead and if the time came, I wholeheartedly believe she could convince the zombies to ignore her via her amazing acting skills. Also, she lives with seven men with short legs, all of whom you could easily outrun if the time came to make a break for it. 

Drawbacks- That's a lot of mouths to feed and Snow is quite the damsel in distress, so you would really have to take the lead on the whole killing zombies thing. In fact, you'd pretty much have to take the lead on everything because besides providing company, I don't think Snow White has many survival qualities needed to make it in the apocalypse. But hey, when it's all over, maybe you can get Grumpy to give you some of those gems and diamonds they're always mining.

Conclusion- Your face is probably going to be eaten off by zombies.

Mulan or 'More Issues Than Vogue'

What she brings to the table- She is a fierce warrior who could slice through zombies and protect you from any danger. Also, after living with men and acting like one, she is pretty low maintenance.

Drawbacks- She’s definitely a conflicted soul going through a bit of a gender crisis and comes from a complicated family. As much as she excels in fighting, do you really want to be stuck with all that family baggage and her constantly talking about her family issues?

Conclusion- You'll survive, if you don't kill each other from annoyance first.

Ariel or 'Major Daddy Issues'

What she brings to the table- I don’t think zombies can swim? At least not very well so living under the sea might be an advantage, that is, if she can somehow convince a sea witch to grant you fins. There’s plenty of food and resources in the ocean and let’s be honest, who doesn’t want to be a mermaid?

Drawbacks- If she can’t turn you into a mermaid, you’re pretty much screwed and if you’re allergic to shellfish or hate sushi, you will definitely starve.

Conclusion- You get to become a mermaid, this situation is perfect.

What Disney Princess Would You Pick?